Excruciating agony of the worst sort- that is what the Goblin felt every time he was separated from his one true love; the Pretty Goblin.  But luckily they weren't apart so much, because they were really the same goblin.  It's name was Jackson.  Jackson had multiple personality disorder, which is very rare among goblins... but what is even rarer is that Jackson fell in love with one of the prettier personalities, whose name was also Jackson.  The only way to tell them apart was one was pretty, and the other wasn't.  One day a human came and found Jackson, all wrapped up in bliss and leaves, and decided goblins shouldn't fall in love with themselves.  So Human took Jackson to a Shrink, and had him separated from his one true love.  After that, Jackson ate Human and Shrink.