by
Micky McKeon
With a fine tip pen, you are permitted to make one dot on a piece of paper each century. Once that page is completely filled with black ink, you proceed to page 2, and so on, until you have finished your one million page book. Then, in order to distribute this book to the masses, ten million copies must be made, all by hand, at the same pace. Seeing as the books are so heavy with ink, you can only carry one at a time. You deliver one to your neighbor, taking one step each century, then back to your home for the next book. Each of the 6 billion people on earth must have a book, which you personally deliver to them, returning home after each delivery, at the same pace- one step each century. Once everyone has a copy of your book, you start on the second in a series of 100 books. When each person has the complete set of 100 books, all dotted by you, all copied by you, all delivered by you, you look up to God, who missed it all because he blinked.
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