Once upon a presidential election, in a far away land plagued with evil and manners, a man came to power... with a vengeance! This man was Millard Fillmore. Millard Fillmore, commonly referred to as Killard Killmore, was a president that made his own rules... and then he broke them!
    His foreign policy rested upon his platform of opening up Japan to commerce... and death! He was quoted as saying "We will give those shrimpy bastards commerce, but we will give them no com-Mercy!" Despised by his more polite and effeminate cabinet members, Killmore was the target of many assassination attempts- most of which failed.
    Unphased, Killmore had set to rid the world of all evildoers, starting with those crafty Tibetan monks. No longer shall the world live in fear of their smooth-skulled tyranny! And when he finished with them, it was on to the Whigs. While his enemies are ever-changing, one thing remains constant- Millard Fillmore is the baddest mother to ever address the union. If you don't like his tariffs, you can kiss his Cabinet Member!
 
 

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