America is living in an era of vicious prejudice and hypocracy, completely ostracizing me for who I truly am. When, in fact, I’m just like you… only I can’t control my murderous tendencies. I thought we were an enlightened society! I thought everyone could seek refuge here, with the freedom to live as their true selves. Apparently, I was sorely mistaken.
     Even the retards are treated equally here! And they’re retarded! Look at me! I am an attractive, healthy white male, who can make great conversation and the world’s best soufflé. But just because I get pleasure from seeing child-blood dripping down my chest, I’m treated like an idiot or something.
     Like the other day. I was at a grocer’s store, and an attractive girl says to me, “You hardly have anything, would you like to cut ahead of me?” At this, my reply was “No, but I sure would love to cut the head off you!” She didn’t reply, so I said it again, louder. All she did was turn around and nervously eye me the whole time she was checking out. What gives? Not only was I delightfully honest, but I created a humorous play on words, totally off the cuff. What has society come to?
     Maybe if I were to speak like an idiot, drool all over myself, and have the same mongoloid face as every other retard I will start to get some respect!? Geez, it’s like the crazies are running the nuthouse! I’m sorry if I don’t enjoy the music of N’Sync, or enjoy picnicking on a sweet summer Sunday. My tastes are a little more exotic, and I think that is a good thing. I am an individual. An individual who would rather be skinning live humans and listening to their bones splinter. I’m sorry if that is “different” from what I am supposed to like.
     Now take Duncan Lewis, this guy I work with. That guy is sick! He’s a man, and he is sexxually attracted to, get this… other men! I’m not making this up, it’s true! He loves men, yet for some reason, he is embraced by society! Now me, I happen to be turned on by watching cripples being stabbed and sodomized, and for some reason I am thought of as “out there.” Meanwhile America is just letting a sicko like Duncan Lewis walk the streets at night, free to do whatever his black heart desires.
     Let’s get America back to what our forefathers intended it to be: a country of freedom. Freedom, that is, to murder and torture at will.
 

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