It was game two of the championship: the Mammoths versus the Millipedes.  But before the game can start, another battle rages.  A battle of fun!  Between the mascots, of course!  In the slam dunk contest, that wooly old Mammoth pulled the Millipede's pants down just before he hit the trampoline.  What a card!  That Millipede sure was embarrassed.  But the hijinks didn't end there, folks!  While that Mammoth was enthusing the crowd with the Mammoth Call, that sneaky Millipede put a sign on the Mammoth's back, that read "EXTINCT."  The Millipede knew exactly what the Mammoth was sensitive about, because it made him stomp up and down the bleachers in protest, chasing the multi-legged prankster.  Eventually he caught up to him, lifted him high in the air, and threw him down twenty rows of seats.  He showed that dastardly Millipede who was the boss.  But wait!  The Millipede is standing, and what is that in his hand??  It's mace!  But the Mammoth didn't see it until it was too late.  And even then, he could only feel it, because he was completely blinded by the terrible pain in his eye sockets.  Boy, that Millipede is the master of wacky antics!  He celebrated his victory, raising each of his arms high in the air.  Then the resilient Mammoth snuck up behind him and cut three of his arms off with a knife, and then stuck the knife deep into the Millipede's side.  Let me tell you, that Millipede was spraying blood all over the crowd!  They were soaked!  And when he started getting dizzy from the loss of blood, the crowd laughed so hard that you couldn't hear anything else.  Including the safety being removed from Millipede's gun.  Mammoth sure didn't hear it, because he didn't see Millipede until the last moment, as he knelt down, showing him the pictures of his little Mammoths waiting for him at home.  Would this halt the always-amusing Millipede?  Of course not!  He let him have it right between the eyes, then proceeded to lick up the brain tissue splattered all over the opposing team's bench.  Man, that was gross!  Boy, those mascots sure do know how to put on a show!