We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this important newsflash, brought to you by the AmeriGood News Service.  We have word that an American soldier was injured last night in Afghanistan during an Al Gay-da uprising in the concentration camps.  Apparently, during the uprising, the foreign towel-heads threw sticks, pebbles, and other such pointed objects, with the intent of injuring or killing American soldiers.  One such soldier, Steve Goodman, was struck in the arm, causing him to bleed and leaving a baseball-sized purple welt.  The uprising was then stopped, as somewhere between 400 and 500 Al Gay-da mongrels were killed.  Goodman is in fair condition, but is still obviously shaken up over the whole thing.  Our prayers go out to Goodman and his family at home, who is certainly worried for their dear son's health.  Here's to a speedy recovery, from the AmeriGood News Service.