Backpack Patches

by
Micky McKeon

The following are the ten most appropriate patches for one to place on his or her backpack, knapsack, or even luggage.  But beware.  These sayings are only for the few soldiers who are sick of listening to what "The Man" is feeding them!  Take a stand!  Put your beliefs right in everybody's face, like the sheep that they are!

- Infidelity is for infidels!

- Before knifing babies, try knifing a lying politician!

- You can't be a dictator without being a DICK!

- Rapists belong in prison!

- When the animals are extinct, the only meat left to eat will be humans!

- You like slavery?  Try these shackles on for size!

- Tornadoes suck!

- Anarchy is freedom!

- The best perk about drinking and driving is better parking.  In the handicapped spots.

- Fuck you, Nazi punks!

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