Satan and Jimmy stand in the middle of a stage, facing a packed audience. Satan wears nothing but a large diaper, and Jimmy is dressed in a nice suit with a cane and top hat.

JIMMY- Satan, what is this I hear about you spreading misery, torture, and miscarriages throughout the world? I thought we were friends!

SATAN- That wasn’t me.

JIMMY- God said it was.

SATAN- Maybe God needs glasses.

JIMMY- No, he doesn’t! You did it!

SATAN- Do you want me to destroy you?

JIMMY- See, that is proof! It was you!

SATAN- On the contrary, my friend- that… was reverse psychology.

JIMMY- No it wasn’t, that was a direct threat! What are you talking about?

SATAN- Alright, Narc. To prove my innocence to you, I shall peel and eat this delicious orange.

JIMMY- That in no way proves to me your innocence. Why, if anything, it is a complete admission of your guilt.

SATAN- Fine! Do you want me to take off my diaper and start fondling myself  right here in the middle of the stage, in front of all these people!? Is that what you want!? Fine! If it’s the only way you’ll believe me, I’ll pull down my man-diaper and tickle my fancy in front of all these people!
 

Satan turns his back to the crowd, pulls down his diaper, and begins to make self-pleasing gestures. Jimmy walks to the front of the stage, and directly addresses the audience.

JIMMY- Hey folks! It was really me, good old Jimmy DeLeroy, who spread all that misery around the world. But I knew if I framed Satan, he would give you all a show, and that would make up for the whole thing. So, enjoy the show, folks!
 

Jimmy stands back and watches Satan, hard at work at the rear of the stage. After ten seconds, lights out.

 

THE END