Tammy the Cat from Teotihuacan was a marvelous cat, and lapped up milk with more finesse than any of the other cats in the area that would come to be known as Mexico.  One day Timmy was stumbling along the mesoamerican pyramids, inebriated from the 40 oz. of milk consumed in under an hour.  Then she was struck by something very powerful, sharp, and scarring.  That's right folks- it was love.  When Sebastian (the big brother of Tammy's feline friend from purring school) pawed his way around the corner, Tammy knew her life would evermore be dedicated to this majestic beast, until the day that they were both mummified or eaten (cat and jaguar were very popular dishes in those delicious times.)  She approached her destiny, looked him straight in his green cat-eye, and vomited all over his spotted coat.  Drunkenness and embarrassment had won this round- but the war... the war belonged to love.  Love for the sweet, sweet taste of that intoxicating milk.  And for Sebastian too.  I bet he likes milk...