The Faint - they are Devo's evil twin, after having been chained to a wall and beaten for years

System of a Down - those guys are silly

Lil' Bow Wow - he is so charismatic

Buster Poindexter - used to be the lead singer of a cross-dressing punk band, then went on to act in the greatest movie ever- Scrooged

Dave Grohl - killed the lead singer and took over the band

Tom Jones - enjoys watching The Benny Hill Show

Blink 182 - their rockin' rendition of Itsy Bitsy Spider, as seen on the Sprung soundtrack

Beastie Boys - one of them is related to Screech from Saved By The Bell

Yoko Ono - destroyed The Beatles before they were able to find the cure for dying
 
 

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